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Can someone please kill Madagascar!!!
Thursday 07-24-2008 10:10am ET
Play this game!!! it's called Pandemic 2!!! Very fun...sick!!! but fun!!! Click Here to play!!!!Joke of the Day 07 - 21 - 2008
Monday 07-21-2008 7:54am ET
Q: Why do women have shorter feet then men?
A: So they can stand closer to the stove.
Lunch This Week!!!!
Monday 07-21-2008 7:52am ET
Listen this week for the Nooner Artist of the Hour to win lunch from Deli Central in Columbus!!!! Listen Weekdays at Noon!!!!  Joke of the Day 07 - 16 - 2008
Wednesday 07-16-2008 7:47am ET
What is the difference between a good beer and a woman:
1:A good beer never goes flat.
2:A good beer never commits when between your legs.
3:A good beer never complains when youve had better.
4:A good beer doesnt try to kill you when you tell it its too big.
5:The hole you put you're mouth on never gets bigger.
6:You never have to impress a good beer, it LOVES YOU no matter what.
Joke of the Day 07 - 15 - 2008
Tuesday 07-15-2008 9:32am ET
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer, It’s gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
That’s it!!!! She blows her top! " You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave fetching you beers. Don’t you realize that I cook, clean, wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed, "Oh no...it started!!"
Joke of the Day 07 - 14 - 2008
Monday 07-14-2008 7:52am ET
Beer Drinkers Guide
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM:Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself latched to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See previous.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about it’s house training.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth
Joke of the Day 07 - 10 - 2008
Thursday 07-10-2008 11:14am ET
Q: How many retards does it take to screw in a light bulb???
A: I dont know you tell me.
Joke of the Day 07 - 09 - 2008
Wednesday 07-09-2008 8:50am ET
There was a young boy and an old man. The old man had an unusualy small head. So the little boy said to the old man "Why do u have such a small head?"
The old geezer said"Well one day I was fishing and I got a huge bite. As I wound it in i saw it was a mermaid. She said to me that she would grant one wish so I said How about a little head?"
Joke of the Day
Tuesday 07-08-2008 11:31am ET
Q: What does it mean to come home to love,tenderness,compasion and great sex???
A: It means you are in the wrong house.
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